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The Gospel of Tight

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  1. Almir and the Creation of the Universe
  2. Godd Howard and the Holy Child
  3. Yung Lean and the story of Almir's DLC
  4. Prayer to Almir
  5. Crimefest; A holiday of Almir
  6. Gabe Noodle and the Loosest Crew
  7. The Sales; A holiday of Gaben
  8. Prophets and Branches of Tightism
  9. Grumio
  10. Ravenous Bear Cub
  11. Doctor Swifto
  12. BustANutOnTheCoach
  13. Ye Olde Buttcheeks
  14. Ryan Gosling
  15. JayPee
  16. The Final Fuckening

JayPee is a real human bean and a member of the tightest crew. He is one of the weakest members of the tightest crew, as he has not gotten his Tightest Crew Shades yet. He is almost there though. He is a master of Unsanitary explosives just like Ye Olde Buttcheeks. He goes by many names. Top Bun, Grumio the African Warlord (not the real grumio ), Kushwacker, Bottom Bun, and many others. He goes by JayPee, Johnny P, or Juan Pedro.

He is a friend of Yung Lean and knows him very personally. Juan Pedro can't decide on a name. Ripperino. He is a master of Rocket League and is the main technican in the tightest crew. He is almost to his first infamy. Then he will finally be super tight. He rolls with the tightest crew around, the tightest crew ever. He does not buy much DLC, so he is pretty pure. He is very tight.

He is faced with a dilemma, he cannot decide on a name. The only constant is JayPee.