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The Gospel of Tight

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  1. Almir and the Creation of the Universe
  2. Godd Howard and the Holy Child
  3. Yung Lean and the story of Almir's DLC
  4. Prayer to Almir
  5. Crimefest; A holiday of Almir
  6. Gabe Noodle and the Loosest Crew
  7. The Sales; A holiday of Gaben
  8. Prophets and Branches of Tightism
  9. Grumio
  10. Ravenous Bear Cub
  11. Doctor Swifto
  12. BustANutOnTheCoach
  13. Ye Olde Buttcheeks
  14. Ryan Gosling
  15. JayPee
  16. The Final Fuckening

Branches

There are many different branches of Alimirism. So many in fact that the main branch, "Tightism", has become an almost polytheistic religion. Many different branches have formed worshiping each of the Prophets. Almost like the Divines from The Elder Scrolls. Each branch worships a different god. But they all believe in Almir as their creator. All worship Almir and Yung Lean.

Worshiped Prophets