The Story of Godd Howard

The Story of Godd Howard

The Gospel of Tight

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  1. Almir and the Creation of the Universe
  2. Godd Howard and the Holy Child
  3. Yung Lean and the story of Almir's DLC
  4. Prayer to Almir
  5. Crimefest; A holiday of Almir
  6. Gabe Noodle and the Loosest Crew
  7. The Sales; A holiday of Gaben
  8. Prophets and Branches of Tightism
  9. Grumio
  10. Ravenous Bear Cub
  11. Doctor Swifto
  12. BustANutOnTheCoach
  13. Ye Olde Buttcheeks
  14. Ryan Gosling
  15. JayPee
  16. The Final Fuckening
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Godd Howard was a poor sheperd in Bethesda, Maryland USA. He was inpregnated with Almir's child, "Yung Lean". Almir told Godd Howard that he is pregnant with a holy child, and that he would be the tightest human to ever live. Almir told Godd Howard that he is to raise this child and that Almir ain't payin' no child support. Despite never paying child support to his baby daddy/momma, Almir watched over the child and father.

After a 2014 announcement, and a 2015 release. (Almir said that Yung will come out in 2014, but he came out in 2015.) Godd Howard went to Washington DC. All the hotels were full, as the special olypics was there, Godd Howard had to stay in a barn with chickens and stuff. He had the baby in the hay. Not going to go into how, use your damn imagination. And the holy child was born. Almir had sent messages to 3 Wise Men, Doctor Swifto, BustANutOnTheCoach , and Grumio. They all brought gifts of DLC. Oh, also money. They christened him a real human bean, and a real hero. From birth Yung Lean was a real human bean

From then on Godd Howard raised Yung Lean into a tight adult.

Godd Howard became a ceo of an amazing company, making great products. He became a multi-millionare. He created universes of fantasy, much like Almir. He is a creator in a different type of way. While Almir created the earth, Godd Howard made the earth a desireable place to live. He is a prophet of Almirism, but he is not a diety. Godd Howard is as close to a diety man can become, the closest to godliness. He is the closes a pure human has been to godliness. Yung Lean is the closest a half human-half dlc man has gotten to godliness.

He created worlds, where thousands of people would spend time. Adventures, quests, prophecies, and the struggles of men. Magic and secrets that have still never been uncovered. Alternate universes where culture stopped in the 1950s and technology progressed. Lands where nuclear war had ravaged the landscape, and mutants roam the earth. Ficticious continents with new types of life, new races of man. Worlds where the world was conquered by the Nazi's. Worlds where you are the only hope to save the earth from being devoured. And a world where you have to go to Hell itself (New Jersey) to save the world from being destroyed by Demons.

Hundereds of thousands of hours would be taken by these worlds. He would spend years at a time with teams working on these universes, whileas Almir only took 7 days. Godd Howard made very little DLC, if he had made more, he would of likely been up to tier with Almir.